Valentine's Day

“Clarence the Candy maker rubbed his hands gleefully. Today, he would introduce the world to a whole new kind of Valentine's Day candy."


Clarence the Candy maker rubbed his hands gleefully. Today, he would introduce the world to a whole new kind of Valentine's Day candy. Clarence knew that this world needed a cheer me up. World War the currently just ended. The devastation was horrific. Half of candy mountain (Biggest mountain in the world) had been blown to bits. Currently the cities located next to this mountain are dealing with the threat of the mountain's drippings falling and crushing their buildings. It is made out of chocolate. One more skittlemine would have melted the mountain all the way. Clarence needed to get this thought out of every sour patch kids head. So he invented the Heart. Yes the heart was already invented but not in a candy way. This heart was unique... First the receiver of this valentine candy would open up the strawberry flavored doors leading to a bottle made from pure sour patch kid. Hey us sour patch kids think that they are amazing just as you humans do! Anyway, what is in the bottle is the real surprise/ treat. It contained love. Love in a bottle folks. This is what Clarence came up with. How original? Yes I bet you think that Clarence is an idiot and this is stupid. But you've got it all wrong. You guys are the idiots. You the sour patch man or woman. See the trick is not love. Love is an emotion that comes from your sticky chewy center, past all the sour on your outside. The love in the bottle actually stands for "like our virulent emotion?" The virulent emotion is the forgetfulness emotion. See once you eat the "treat" that is inside of it, your memory of the past twenty four hours is wiped away. So you see Clarence's televised propaganda and you go buy the Heart again and again. It's a trick you see. As Clarence's right hand man I know not to eat the Heart. I have posted five hundred of the messages all over Candemerica. If you are a lucky reader then you know you should stop eating. Pass the word on to the other Sour patch kids, woman and men. For if not for the rest of eternity everyone will be chowing down on the loving Heart.
Sincerely,  
    Cupid